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Political

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

On the other hand, you have different fingers

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.

I'm not nearly as think as you confused am I.

If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.

He who hesitates is probably right

"The council has no soul!", Answer, "No, there are souls in the council". - just say it out loud if you don't get it!

Do I look like a freakin' people person?

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot

Give me ambiguity, or give me something else

I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing.

Make headlines use a corduroy pillow.

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?