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"Bother", said Pooh, as he accidentally deleted his message base.

"Bother", said Pooh, as he deleted his root directory.

"Bother", said Pooh, as he kicked hell out of his modem.

"Bother", said Pooh, as he scrambled his partition table.

"Bother", said Pooh, as his LAN manager went crackers.

"Bother", said Pooh, as the read/write heads flew across the room.

"Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?"

"The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance." Robert R. Coveyou Oak Ridge National Laboratory

"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.

"We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated"

(A)bort, (R)etry, or (I)nfluence with hammer.

10 PRINT "Waiter, There's a bug in my loop": GOTO 10

A feature is a bug with seniority.

A)bort R)etry G)et a stick and kill it.

According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist

All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

Back up my hard disk? I can't find the reverse switch!

Beware of Geeks bearing GIFs.

BREAKFAST.COM Halted -- Cereal Port Not Responding.

C program run, C program crash, C programmer cry.

Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

Data, data everywhere, and not a byte to eat!

Dawn chorus(n): Nature's way of telling the programmer to go to sleep.

Drive C: Error, (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream

File not found. I'll load something *I* think is interesting.

File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Huh? My keyboard doesn't have an "any" key...

I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!

Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue.

Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.

Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once.

One accurate measurement is worth 1000 expert opinions

Programmers don't sleep, they park their heads

Programming is an art form that fights back.

REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Universe (Y/N/Q)

Shh! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting wuntime errors!

The last good thing written in C was Schubert's 9th symphony

Worse things happen in C.

You can make it foolproof. But you can't make it damn foolproof!