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Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower.
FANATIC: one enthusastic about something you don't care about.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism
Forget world peace, just visualise using for turn indicator!
Funny? I laughed 'til I stopped.
Half the people you know are below average
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest
His gene pool could use a little chlorine.
I'm multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.
I've enjoyed this about as much as I can stand
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Now where did I put that fire extinguisher?
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Support bacteria - They're the only culture some people have
Violence never solves anything, but it sure makes me feel good.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
He has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig
Not so much of a has-been, as a definite won't be
Works well under constant supervision and cornered like a rat
When he opens his mouth, to change feet
Possesses delusion of adequacy
He sets low personal standards and consistently fails to achieve them
You should go far, and the sooner the better
Got a full 6-pack, but no plastic thingy to hold it all together
A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus
You may not have ulcers, but you're a carrier
You bring a lot of joy whenever you leave the room
When your IQ reaches 50, sell!
He's a prime candidate for natural de-selection
Did you donate your brain to science?
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming
He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for
it
If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week
If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean
One neuron short of a synapse
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; but he only gargled.
The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
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