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Science fiction

"Bother," said the Borg. "We've assimilated Pooh."

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

A flying saucer is caused when a nudist spills his coffee.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes

Beam me up, Scotty, but leave the others here.

Beam me up, Scotty, this planet sucks!






Discoveries are made by not following instructions.

I'm leaving my body to science fiction.

If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

Mr. Worf, set phasors on spin dry.

Set laser printers on stun!

Set phasers on tickle!

You! Off my planet!