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Humourous quotes

Over the past twenty years I have collected humourous quotes from many places, and made up many of my own, to use at the bottom of my e-mails. It’s got to the point where I know longer know which are mine and which aren’t.

If you know the source of one or more of our quotes or you are the source, please contact us with the details of the source, or your details if you originated it. We will then investigate and either credit the author and link to their site or remove the quote if that is required.